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Pumpheads Ep. 45 - Fishnets Or Bust (Vanderpump Rules S11E13)

Season 11

Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long awaited sandwich dream emporium. Then on VPR, the crew gets another dose of Jason "Jax Taylor" Cauchi, and the tried and true chaos that swirls around him. Jax and James plan a brunch at SUR, where Jax will face off with Lisa for the first time trashing her on a podcast. Scheana and Brock try to put their differences aside to enjoy their anniversary dinner while Sheshu continues to struggle with her OCD and intrusive, Scandoval-wrought fears. Ariana prepares to debut her long distance BF at Kyle Chan's soiree in San Fran, and Sandoval keeps trying to work Schwartz over on living together. Katie and Schwartz meet for a harrowing meal at Mel's diner, and the cast descends on James and Ally's chem trail compound in Burbank, where Sandoval and Scheana come to verbal blows.


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